{"id":479,"date":"2008-11-06T08:16:37","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T08:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/10.131.168.108\/wordpress\/?p=479"},"modified":"2008-11-06T08:16:37","modified_gmt":"2008-11-06T08:16:37","slug":"minor-inconveniences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/2008\/11\/06\/minor-inconveniences\/","title":{"rendered":"Minor Inconveniences"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I suppose I would call the gestational diabetes a bigger &#8220;problem.&#8221;&nbsp; But for the most part, my pregnancy experience has been characterized much more by an ever-growing number of minor inconveniences.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>For example, I itch. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s from PUPPPs which is not a problem or dangerous (one website specifically noted that its mortality rates were zero <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.xanga.com\/images\/whatevah.gif\">), just really annoying.&nbsp; My rash seems to have jumped from the belly to my ankle, knee and wrist, too.&nbsp; But only on my right side.&nbsp; So now I&#8217;m swelling on the left and itching on the right (and doing both right in the middle!).&nbsp; And, come to think of it, I guess that means I can blame Little Miss for the swelling and Little Man for the itching. I&#8217;ll have to write that in their baby books! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.xanga.com\/images\/laughing.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>As for treating the itch, the best solution is NOT TOUCHING.&nbsp; It&#8217;s the kind of itch that only gets worse with scratching, instead of better.&nbsp; It&#8217;s hard to retrain yourself not to touch your own belly in certain spots.&nbsp; And I spend a lot of time with my belly hanging out, just so my shirt doesn&#8217;t cause more itching! (No there will not be pics <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.xanga.com\/images\/winky.gif\">) Not that this strategy always works, mind you, because I keep bumping into things with the belly&#8230;right where the rash is.&nbsp; Voila!&nbsp; More itching!<\/p>\n<p>Which leads to a second minor inconvenience&#8230;the distance I must stand\/sit away from things.<\/p>\n<p>Now keep in mind that I&#8217;m five feet tall and have short arms.&nbsp; With the belly getting bigger all the time, doing very normal things requires feats of acrobatic daring or contortionist-level skill.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Washing my hands.&nbsp; (We so need to invest in those movable sink faucets!)&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>Brushing my teeth (trying to spit accurately into the sink from this distance can be quite amusing)!&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>Hugging Eric.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>Putting away dishes on the second shelf of the cupboards (and forget the third shelf entirely!).&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>Cooking.&nbsp; Last night, both hot water and hot oil splattered the belly a bit while I was making dinner.&nbsp; Ouch!<\/li>\n<li>And eating.&nbsp; I cannot avoid spilling my food down the front of myself.&nbsp; And (ask my family) my ability to drop food onto my shirts was already legendary before there was a belly.&nbsp; Now it&#8217;s just plain ridiculous!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There are other inconveniences, of course.&nbsp; The swelling.&nbsp; The difficulty getting up from a chair (or out of my car).&nbsp; The carpal tunnel in my hands.&nbsp; The aerobic activity that walking up stairs has become.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>But, then again, in just over 30 days (at the latest), there will be babies, and (as I&#8217;ve been told) they make it all worth it.&nbsp; We can&#8217;t wait!<\/p>\n<p>But I also hear that the babies&#8217; arrival coincides with whatever lovely hormone helps women forget how much of a pain pregnancy can be.&nbsp; Ahhh&#8230;hormonal memory blocks&#8230;I look forward to your arrival&#8230;even so, come quickly&#8230;<br \/><font size=\"2\"><br \/>(DISCLAIMER: The preceding was intended to be humorous.&nbsp; Hopefully, it didn&#8217;t sound too whiny! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.xanga.com\/images\/winky.gif\">)<\/font> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I suppose I would call the gestational diabetes a bigger &#8220;problem.&#8221;&nbsp; But for the most part, my pregnancy experience has been characterized much more by an ever-growing number of minor inconveniences.&nbsp; For example, I itch. 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