{"id":12,"date":"2012-12-06T15:42:03","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T15:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/10.131.168.108\/wordpress\/?p=12"},"modified":"2012-12-06T15:42:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T15:42:03","slug":"real-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/2012\/12\/06\/real-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Real Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You know those people who seem to be SuperMom. I am so not one of them. For every single SuperMom you think you know, you just have to find the one place that she cannot manage. For me, that place is breakfast.&nbsp;I know, that sounds ridiculous. I can generally keep up with laundry. I can handle lunch and dinner and snacks mostly without a hitch. I can get to church, on time, with all of my kids dressed and no one crying (even me). But breakfast&#8230;just about throws me for a loop, nearly every day.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully it&#8217;s not my breakfast that is the problem (though I do try hard to be done before anyone else wants something because I abhor cold toast). It&#8217;s managing my children&#8217;s breakfasts. Truly, I probably should just schedule it better or something. Maybe have a set time for it. Or a &#8220;eat this on this day&#8221; approach. Either idea might go a long way to reducing the stress of breakfast time, but then again&#8230;it may just make me more crazy. One more thing to be &#8220;on top of&#8221; like laundry.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And I really can&#8217;t even explain why breakfast drives me nuts. How hard is getting a quick meal for three small ones who, generally, eat very well. But no. Meg is ready to eat and the other two want to watch TV. So I get Megan started, and she&#8217;s then halfway through her chosen breakfast by the time she is joined by the other two. They choose something she didn&#8217;t have, and now she will have no more of her option. She wants one of what they&#8217;re having. (Now, I don&#8217;t just hand it to her. The rule is that you finish what you asked for before you get something else, but still&#8230;we go through the drama almost every morning.)<\/p>\n<p>Then there are the twins. Erin is not, apparently, a breakfast eater. She&#8217;s not hungry, she&#8217;ll say. But if I can get her started on something, say, half a piece of toast, she&#8217;s generally ready to eat the entire piece and have a bowl of yogurt to top it off. But she still tells me she doesn&#8217;t want anything almost every day. And Alex always knows what he wants. Which is why a &#8220;we eat cereal on Mondays&#8221; approach may not work for us&#8230;he won&#8217;t want cereal. He&#8217;ll want yogurt. Yellow yogurt (I color regular vanilla yogurt with food coloring &#8211; it&#8217;s cheaper and they think it&#8217;s different every day). And three bowls of it. But not cereal. Even though it&#8217;s Monday. Maybe just because it&#8217;s Monday. And so, I haven&#8217;t braved that approach yet.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it. I can barely manage breakfast on a daily basis for my children. By the time they have all finished (and Alex can take a LONG time to finish, mind you), I&#8217;m already exhausted for the day (and may have even gotten testy at them). It&#8217;s quite sad, really. But then again, it&#8217;s real life.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, real life happens all the time, right? So here&#8217;s more of real life&#8230;one of us at a time.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>These days, Meg is quite the ornery one. Okay, so that&#8217;s been true for ages. She&#8217;ll flash you a grin that is so endearing and devious all at the same time, it&#8217;s quite frightening. And she&#8217;s started apologizing profusely for every misdemeanor, which of course makes me feel horrible about scolding her (not that it gets her out of the scolding or whatever, but I feel worse about doing it). She&#8217;s started talking to me with her chin in her hands, which is downright adorable. And her phrase of the moment is &#8220;Oh MAN,&#8221; said pretty much exactly like Swiper the Fox, when she doesn&#8217;t get what she wants. She&#8217;s got that great two-year-old way of talking, too. So if you ask her who she is, she&#8217;ll say, &#8220;I am Megan. I am a todd-el-er.&#8221; And if you lose track of her for more than 45 seconds, she&#8217;s going to get into something too inviting to resist or hand you a potty accident, a huge mess (like last night&#8217;s flour\/sugar fiasco), or some other such adventure. Yep&#8230;she&#8217;s a constant one, that&#8217;s for sure!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/x15.xanga.com\/374e15f376332284228580\/z226762694.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Erin is all into decorating right now. She arranges her toys all over a room and then calls me in to see her decorations. She loves puzzles. And she&#8217;s a coloring machine right now. Every piece of paper too near a pen will be colored on. Every crayon must be used to make lovely little drawings that I don&#8217;t have enough room to display (maybe I should ask for more magnets for Christmas). And we have had to, um, refresh our memories a couple of times that we only color on paper; I recently had to relieve a number of walls and the back door of various crayon scribbles. But she also loves building towers and castles with Duplo blocks and &#8220;reading&#8221; books to Megan. She LOVES crafts. And she&#8217;s really a sweet, helpful little thing all around.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xe0.xanga.com\/1bce1bf676432284228570\/z226762689.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And Alex&#8230;he is ALL boy. He announced the other day that he was getting a ball and bat for his birthday (on Saturday). Which was totally news to me.&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"surprised\" src=\"http:\/\/s.xanga.com\/images\/surprised.gif\" alt=\"surprised\" border=\"0\" \/>&nbsp;Thankfully, though, I could call on my sister who happily managed that for me, so he will not be disappointed. He also loves the Christmas lights. When we&#8217;re driving, he hollers (loudly) every time we see a house lit up &#8211; &#8220;CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!&#8221; At every house. No matter how many houses in a row there are. He is also getting so much better with taking himself potty before he&#8217;s wet, and he can put on his own clothes, though his pants often end up on backwards. The funny part is that, if you mention to him that they&#8217;re on wrong, he says, &#8220;I like them that way&#8221; and goes back to playing. Okay&#8230;whatever, Bud!<\/p>\n<p>Eric&#8217;s probably got the worst of it these days. He&#8217;s kind of bored at work. And he&#8217;s got a hormonal, cranky wife to deal with when he&#8217;s home. Plus 3 kids who LOVE to jump on or climb him when he gets home. But he doesn&#8217;t complain. Actually, I think he really likes it &#8211; at least the wrestling with his kids part. And he has taken some time to do some of his fun computer stuff. He got his Linux computer working (it&#8217;s been down at least 18 months), updated our backup systems and generally caught up our network to current standards. Which is awesome for me, as well. He&#8217;s really pretty great.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/x3e.xanga.com\/ecee0af076635284228575\/z226762692.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xc9.xanga.com\/868e03f376732284228573\/z226762691.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xf4.xanga.com\/833e15eb76732284228572\/z226762690.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As for me&#8230;I am 36 weeks this week, so we are down to weekly appointments. Thankfully, though, he seems to be head-down, so we are looking forward to another VBAC. He has been given strict instructions to wait until January to arrive (due date is Jan. 3), so we&#8217;ll have to see whether he&#8217;s laid back like his dad or impatient like his mom. And of course, on top of all the Christmas fun, we have a LOT to do to get ready for his arrival. So the longer he waits, the better!<\/p>\n<p>And that, is real life. At least for today. Okay, at least for the next 10 minutes or so. 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