{"id":1047,"date":"2006-07-10T08:41:41","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T08:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/10.131.168.108\/wordpress\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2014-01-04T03:18:31","modified_gmt":"2014-01-04T03:18:31","slug":"1047","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/2006\/07\/10\/1047\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was reading in out Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader (a gift for Eric from his brother&#8230;go figure), and I found this list of bad headlines.&nbsp; I think I&#8217;ll have to use some of these in class when I talk about misplaced modifiers.&nbsp; And mostly&#8230;they&#8217;re just funny!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On<\/li>\n<li>Summer Schools Boost Scrores<\/li>\n<li>Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link<\/li>\n<li>State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High<\/li>\n<li>Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice but to Run as a Woman<\/li>\n<li>Montezuma Mourns Banker Slain in Attack with Flowers<\/li>\n<li>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Tests Group<\/li>\n<li>Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Of course there were others, but these were my favorites!&nbsp; Anyway, it wasn&#8217;t too terribly busy of a weekend.&nbsp; Went shopping with Mom &amp; Karen on Friday.&nbsp; Mom bought shoes; I found some new clothes!&nbsp; My brother-in-law came over on Friday night, and we watched the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie (Ryan hadn&#8217;t seen it).&nbsp; Saturday was just a filler day.&nbsp; I worked around the house, didn&#8217;t go anywhere, washed the new clothes I got on Friday so I could wear my new dress to church on Sunday.&nbsp; Sunday was church.&nbsp; We had Communion in the evening, and the orchestra played, so we were there at 5:30.&nbsp; Then after the service we went out with 2 couples from our small group.&nbsp; Very fun evening!&nbsp; We sat outside at Chipotle until 10:30&#8230;good times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was reading in out Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader (a gift for Eric from his brother&#8230;go figure), and I found this list of bad headlines.&nbsp; I think I&#8217;ll have to use some of these in class when I talk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/2006\/07\/10\/1047\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3014,"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions\/3014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elhogue.com\/shannah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}