So I was reading in out Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader (a gift for Eric from his brother…go figure), and I found this list of bad headlines. I think I’ll have to use some of these in class when I talk about misplaced modifiers. And mostly…they’re just funny!
- Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On
- Summer Schools Boost Scrores
- Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
- State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High
- Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice but to Run as a Woman
- Montezuma Mourns Banker Slain in Attack with Flowers
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Tests Group
- Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People
Of course there were others, but these were my favorites! Anyway, it wasn’t too terribly busy of a weekend. Went shopping with Mom & Karen on Friday. Mom bought shoes; I found some new clothes! My brother-in-law came over on Friday night, and we watched the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie (Ryan hadn’t seen it). Saturday was just a filler day. I worked around the house, didn’t go anywhere, washed the new clothes I got on Friday so I could wear my new dress to church on Sunday. Sunday was church. We had Communion in the evening, and the orchestra played, so we were there at 5:30. Then after the service we went out with 2 couples from our small group. Very fun evening! We sat outside at Chipotle until 10:30…good times.